Animal: White Alpaca | Haircut: Skin Fade with Edgar Fringe Setting: Moody, modern urban barbershop Opening: tight close-up of white Alpaca, pinstripe barber cape (@image2), ridiculously overgrown fuzzy wool hiding the neck shape and eyes. [shot 1 — side] Heavy-duty barber clippers with no guard glide up the long neck and sides of the face — huge clumps of thick wool fall away instantly, revealing a sharp, clean skin fade. Loud, deep clipper buzzing. [shot 2 — front] A soft barber neck duster brush rapidly sweeps away loose hairs from the newly shaved cheeks and snout. Soft, rhythmic brushing sound. [shot 3 — top-down] Texturizing scissors quickly snip into the heavy wool on top of the head, creating a messy but styled forward-facing fringe. Crisp, fast metallic snipping sounds. [shot 4 — front close-up] White styling powder is tapped over the top fringe, followed by human fingers roughly scrunching the wool to add texture and volume. Muffled tapping and soft crunching sounds. [final — front centre] White Alpaca (@image1), finished clean skin fade on the neck and sides, trendy textured fringe on top, pinstripe cape on. The Alpaca makes a slow, single chewing motion with its jaw, staring blankly at the camera. Camera: Handheld, close-ups, slight tilt. Shot on iPhone 15 Pro Max. Moody, high-contrast lighting. Audio: ASMR barber shop sounds, completely silent background, absolutely no music. Comedic through extreme contrast and the absurdly trendy haircut on a derpy animal.