Animal: Highland Cow | Haircut: Sleek Geometric Bob with Bangs Setting: High-fashion, ultra-minimalist hair salon Opening: tight close-up of Highland Cow, white silk cape (@image2), ridiculously overgrown messy ginger hair completely hiding the eyes and face, ring light barely peeking through the tangles. [shot 1 — front] Wide-tooth comb struggles slightly then glides through the thick, coarse ginger bangs. Deep, satisfying scratching and combing sounds. [shot 2 — side] Heavy-duty electric clippers buzz down the sides of the jaw and snout — thick clumps of shaggy fur drop away instantly, revealing short natural skin underneath. Deep, low mechanical buzz. [shot 3 — front] Heat protection spray spritzed over the top hair. Crisp, continuous aerosol hiss. [shot 4 — side close-up] A hot flat iron (hair straightener) clamps down on a section of the ginger hair, pulling down slowly to make it perfectly straight and silky. Soft, warm sizzling sound. [shot 5 — top-down] Professional hairdressing scissors make precise, sharp, horizontal cuts right above the eyes to create a perfectly blunt fringe (bangs). Crisp, rhythmic snipping sounds. [final — front centre] Highland Cow (@image1), finished ultra-sleek bob and bangs, jawline cleanly shaved, white silk cape on, looking deadpan and aggressively fashionable. Slow, dramatic blink, subtle twitch of the nose. Camera: Handheld, close-ups, slight tilt. Shot on iPhone 15 Pro Max. Cool, high-key studio lighting. Audio: ASMR grooming sounds, completely silent background, absolutely no music. Comedic through extreme contrast and un derstatement.